Dear boys, agar aapko lagta hai ki har ladki jo aapse haske baat karti hai wo aapko seduce karne ki koshish kar rahi hai to Aap Chutiye Hain

 

Agar aap apni ex ka phone yeh
soch kar uthate hain ki woh
shayad wapis aana chahti hai to
“pyar ka panchnama” ki kasam
aap chutiye hain.

 

Agar aap traffic jam me ye samajhkar horn bajate rehte hai ki aapke aage khadi gaadiyo me chutiye log bethe hai to wo nahi balki Aap Chutiye Hain

 

Agar apne dosto ko chhor ke aap 24 ghante ladkiyo mein ghuse rehte hein toh aap Cocktail ke hero nahi, Aap Chutiye Hain

 

Exam se pehle apne doston ka moral down karne walon agar apko lagta hai ki isse aapki % badh jayegi toh kasam Chatur urf Silencer ki Aap Chutiye Hain

 

Agar aapne IIT Bombay se B.Tech karne ke bad bhi FB par “Graduated” from Kendriya Vidyalaya likte h to Kasam ‘C.E.O. at Jobless’ Bande ki Aap Chutiye Hain

 

Agar aap Train me Bethe logo se Bakchodi Kar k Unhe Facebook pe add karte hain aur fir sochte hain ki aapki unse dubara mulakat hogi, to train ki Pantry Car k sade hue khane ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain

 

Oye Airtel India, agar aap 1rs mein video dikhane ka promise karke uspe 10rs surfing chargers lagate hai, to Nokia 3315 bhi kahega Aap Chutiye Hain

 

Agar aapne 2 TB Hard disk sirf apne pc se laptop me data transfer karne ke liye khareedi hai to kasam crossover ethernet cable ki Aap Chutiye Hain

 

Agar aap apna SLR Camera, Iphone ya Tablet SHOW-OFF karne ke liye iss tarah se pic leke FB pe daalte hain aur sochte hain ki isse aapki hawa banegi ….. toh KRK bhi apne Italian made Chinese Phone se apko call karke kahegaa ki Aap Chutiye Hain

 

Agar aap FB pe har ek couple ki pic par “Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi” comment karte hai, toh srk apke ghar aake bolega ki Aap Chutiye Hain

 

Agar aap Nano kharid kar usspe Red Bull Racing & Flying Eagle jaise body stickers lagate ho to Ratan tata tak bol padega ki Aap Chutiye Hain

 

Kisi Marketing SMS ko apne 9 dosto ko forward krke ye sochna ki apko 51.42 ka talktime milega, kasam Bharti mittal ki Aap Chutiye Hain

 

Agar aap 0 mutual friends hone par Justin Beiber ki profile pic lagakar friend request bhejte hai to Mark Zuckerberg bhi bolega Aap Chutiye Hain

 

Agar aapko lagta hai aap mard hoke “I’m sad” tweet karoge aur koi aapse puchega kyun toh Forever Alone log bhi bolenge Aap Chutiye Hain

 

Agar aap Hindustani hote hue bhi Hindi ya apni mother tongue aisey boltey Hein ki Ye koi alien language hey to bobby darling ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain

 

Ladkiyon ke “I love dogs” post pe “bow bow” comment karnewale, kasam Scooby-doo ki, Aap Chutiye Hain